Hi there! You've reached the homepage of
Ben Lavender!
Ben is a computery person who partakes in many kinds of nerd
tomfoolery, but mostly programming! You've found his home on the
web, with the caveat that a lot his day-to-day stuff ends up on
social networks, so this site makes him seem pretty stodgy.
A collection of existential threats to the human race, more or less a collection of cracked.com articles.
It was pretty cute. Not sure what else there is to say. It’s exactly what you expect.
That'd be Ben Lavender. Want to tell him how amazing this site is? His fine social networks are below.
You're welcome to see Ben's code on Github, report bugs, and get dramatic about his choice of stylistic dogma.
You can follow Ben on Twitter, where you can hear him complain about products and services that he will usually purchase anyway.
Ben is on Facebook, and feel free to contact him there if your inquiry involves drinking or cavorting in the French Quarter, the Marigny, or the Bywater.
